nontourage
n. A group of undesirable sycophants. The party was fun until Chris showed up with his nontourage.
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1. Of low quality, not good, poor, etc.2. Also used to mean the opposite of it's original meaning, like bad or shit is commonly used (i.e. Wow man, that's some bad moves ya got.). Upstate New York...
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abbr.: Department of Motor Vehicles. "I've been to hell and I spell it, I spell it DMV." - Primus
View ArticleGet The Plates
Phrase used when purchasing a car. Refers to telling the auto sales person that you are buying the vehicle and wish for him to go to the DMV to get the license plates. This van is sweet, get the...
View Articlerabbi
Almost always used in conjunction with a Jewish holy man. Word originally simply meant teacher. Although it is usually used with Judaism, the word is not Hebrew, it is Greek. We need to have little...
View Articleoutside
When in prison: anything that does not involve the penal system. When I get outside the first thing I'm going to do is have a rare t-bone steak, then I'm going to drink a beer and screw my girlfriend.
View Articlecocaine plans
Future arrangements that are made while high on cocaine. Those that are on cocaine think it sounds like just the best idea in the world, but when the next morning rolls around they either forgot or...
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70's and 80's punk/noise band. They tried really hard to make music that did not copy any other. Most of it sucked, but they did have some very interesting songs. Required listening for old school...
View ArticleSxc
Snazzy way to abbreviate stock exchange.(Stock eXCange). My broker bought me GE, MCI, and ATT on the SXC.
View Articleverbal masturbation
When one speaks for solely the purpose of hearing their own voice. Sue didn't want to talk with me, she was just practicing verbal masturbation.
View ArticleM.O.D.
An 80's Hardcore band. M.O.D. was short for Method of Destruction. Remember M.O.D.? I think they used to be a funny band.
View Articleorgan donor
One who engages in any risky behavior (i.e. skydiving, motorcycling, etc.) without taking due precations and using proper safety equipment (i.e. a helmet). Check out the dork on the 4-wheeler going...
View Articlelick the alphabet
Term coined by comedian Sam Kinnison, it refers to a method for performing cunnillingus that is very effective. I had the greatest o ever while he was down there. When I asked him what he did, he said...
View Articlebrain on a stick
An intelligent person who lacks emotion or social skills. David aced the GMAT's but at parties he's just a brain on a stick, standing in the corner pretending to examine the ficus.
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